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Top 10 (or so) ways to try to boost your world university rankings.
- Create your own on-campus TV reality series called, ‘Professor Judy’. “The students are real. The exams are real. The marks are final. This is Professor Judy!” – Try sucking up to ‘Times Higher...
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Top 10 reasons why Santa is taking a job as a Professor in the New Year.
- He wants to change his name from ‘Father Christmas’ to ‘Professor Christmas’. – With his weight gain problems, scruffy beard, round spectacles, and poor fashion sense, he will fit right in with many...
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Top 10 (or so) things to do if you accidentally ‘pass gas’ during your lecture.
1. Pause. Reflect. Continue. 2. In a stern voice say, “Alright, whose ringtone is that?” 3. Contact your Union office and tell them it’s a stress-related condition and take off the rest of the...
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‘Chalk Stick Cartoons’ Vol. 6 “The internet lost my project sir!”
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Top 10 (or so) reasons why Professors should sign up for yoga classes at the...
– You won’t feel so bad wearing your ‘Lululemons’, because you’ll soon realize that you’re not the only ‘plus-size’ professor working at the college. – It will force you to get some exercise, instead...
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‘HIGHUR Education’ cartoon by Phil Jones: ‘Nada on Big Data’!
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Chalk Stick Cartoon ‘Graduation Day’!
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18 things Professors can do if they win the lottery!
-When Management asks you why you weren’t at the department meeting, just say, “Because I didn’t feel like it.” -Hire ‘Bruce Springsteen’ to perform union songs at the next union meeting. Offer him...
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Top 10 (or so) warning signs for College Administration staff that your job...
-The new person you’re asked to train and mentor is named ‘R2D2’. -The Dean mistakenly and prematurely says “Good morning Siri” as he/she walks past your office. -Management tells you to quit whining...
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Top 10 similarities between a colonoscopy and working at a college.
–It’s a pain in the ass when… you’re approaching your 2010 ‘Toyota’ in the parking lot, and you see that student who failed your class (twice), driving past you in a brand new ‘Porsche’. –It’s a pain...
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